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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 7, 2005 21:15:51 GMT -6
Siggy's can hold only so much, so I've decided to blog it and link to this thread. We'll see how long I keep this up. And how long it will hold interest.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 7, 2005 21:24:32 GMT -6
It was day, although the clouds holding the sunlight hostage made one swear it was night. She drove through the gates and up to the mansion, wondering what this place was, and why she had never seen it before. She wanted to return to town, but her car was barely able to reach the massive parking area. She ran up the steps and knocked at the door just as rain began to drizzle. "What is this place?" she asked the keeper who answered her knock.
"This is The House of Whoosher," cackled the old crone. "Once here, you can never leave."
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 7, 2005 21:34:30 GMT -6
"I am not!" she whimpered softly.
"Are so," he stammered confidently, fidgeting with an assortment of physical tics.
"Well, okay then," she huffed. "We're in agreement."
"I don't think so," he agreed. "So be it."
Boogers Are Green, Snot Is Yellow, Shove In A Bean, Like A Good Little Fellow.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 7, 2005 21:39:40 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 7, 2005 22:15:45 GMT -6
"In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings, a mixed band of warrior women searched for their place in the world. A place they could call home. Their friendships, their feuds, their strong sense of justice; their bond will save the world."
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 8, 2005 22:09:08 GMT -6
Iolaus turns on Hercules because of The Warrior Princess, who seduces him into believing that his best friend in all the world would gleefully steal his glory. Must have been the dumplings in that red sauce that did it.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 8, 2005 22:28:49 GMT -6
Xena is made to run The Gauntlet because she refuses to murder a baby and is deemed too weak to head an army. Let the men give birth and we'll see who's really the weaker sex....
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 8, 2005 22:53:46 GMT -6
Xena is lost to her new found feelings for Hercules, and while dealing with her Unchained Heart, she must also stop Darphus and Graegus from helping Ares take over the world. Nice doggy, but his appetite was way bigger than his stomach.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 10, 2005 20:26:41 GMT -6
"In a time of modern deities, CEOs and dictators, a motley crew of whooshites band together to fight against the evil forces out to destroy the world. They take a stand at 'Whoosher House.' Their fears, their fights, their will to survive; their lack of foresight will give rise to a better world."
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 10, 2005 20:51:56 GMT -6
Support your favorite celebrities, boycott rags that buy info dug out of dumpsters, gossip told by liars, truths told to hurt or get even... or that buy photos taken by soulless paparazzi. (If they don't care about the humans behind the glitz, we should.)
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 10, 2005 20:58:59 GMT -6
Save the careers of your favorite celebrities, don't watch reality TV shows...
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 18, 2005 15:56:16 GMT -6
Xena must deal with the Sins of the Past while being stalked by a naive village girl out to 'do her' . . . but not 'that' kind of 'do her.' Needless to say, Draco doesn't stand a chance.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 18, 2005 16:04:46 GMT -6
Xena takes Gabrielle out for a wild ride in Chariots of War, where they bond with the locals and show warlords a good time. Unfortunately, some trees were harmed in the building of a barn.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 18, 2005 16:30:02 GMT -6
Gabrielle is going to lose it all if she can't derail the challenges of the Dreamworker, Morpheus' Priest. Being Morpheus' bride will require that Gabrielle lose her blood innocence, her maidenhood, and her life. Can Xena save all three, or will Gabrielle end up being a dreamscape bridesmaid?
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 22, 2005 15:47:13 GMT -6
Xena and Gabrielle find a baby and embrace it in a Cradle of Hope. They keep the child alive and help fulfill its destiny, while also helping Pandora keep 'Hope' alive. Hmmm... I guess Hope always did have a price on her head... poor dear never stood a chance.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 22, 2005 15:54:55 GMT -6
Xena goes down The Path Not Taken, leaving Gabrielle in somewhat of a bind. While on this path she meets an old friend who stabs her in the back and then takes it in the gut to show how sorry he is for being such a stick in the mud. At least we got a really cool funeral song out of it all.
Xena wanders down The Path Not Taken, leaving Gabrielle to take a Prince down the wrong path. Will their paths cross before it's too late, or will Gabrielle and the Prince end up on a funeral pyre? Do all roads lead to betrayal and self-sacrificing, or has the trail just led to a dead end and there was no where else to go? Take a trip into the Xenaverse and find out.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 22, 2005 16:06:06 GMT -6
Xena must face The Reckoning and come to terms with the horrors of not only her own actions and their consequences, but those of others. After putting herself on the line for Xena, Gabrielle finds herself getting a raw deal. Is a slap in the face worth a broken hand? Well... what does it matter as long as she feels much better now.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 23, 2005 15:15:07 GMT -6
Gabrielle releases The Titans and finds it ain't easy being the sacred one. One minute she's the toast of the village, and the next minute she finds that the villagers want to roast her. (She should know by now how fickle villagers can be.) Xena, of course, comes to her rescue, but in the end their last chat/chant for survival is solely that of Gabrielle's.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 23, 2005 15:30:29 GMT -6
Xena and Hercules fight over who will be the one to free Prometheus, while Iolaus and Gabrielle compare sidekick duties. The four join up even though they still disagree on who will strike the final blow. In a flight of fancy Xena decides it should be Hercules, who then decides the blow should belong to no one. Spoiler: The rock did it.
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Post by Joxcenia on Aug 23, 2005 15:41:18 GMT -6
Sisyphus has Death In Chains and Xena must release her in order to stop the suffering of mankind, as well as to stop dead warlords from making her one of them. Gabrielle, figuring that Xena doesn't know everything after all, goes after her to warn her not to touch Death. In the end Gabrielle regrets that Death has to be set free.
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 20, 2005 22:44:56 GMT -6
Xena must prevent a war between the Hooves And Harlots before it's too late. In the meantime, Gabrielle finds out that Amazon Princesses don't live the pampered life, and that a staff is all it's cracked up to be. Xena finally makes goggly eyes at her, but it was only to get Gabrielle to challenge the Queen in Xena's stead. In the end Gabrielle learns that when you're handed a piece of horse dung, you drop it to the ground and thank the person who gave it to you.
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 6, 2005 22:32:49 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 6, 2005 22:37:20 GMT -6
I used the handle Gabrielle's Soul Pot... my stuff starts on page 12...
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 6, 2005 22:41:27 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 6, 2005 22:54:49 GMT -6
Xena must help The Black Wolf pack escape from Xerxes' dungeon. Gabrielle loses her tomatoes to Salmoneous and has to dump her bowl of oatmeal on a guard in order to get thrown into the dungeon so that she can help Xena with her little plan. Flora proves herself quite the leader of the pack and impresses her old friend Xena.
Disclaimer: Gabrielle did not howl at Sister Moon until Sister Sun chased her away during the making of this episode.
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 6, 2005 23:35:18 GMT -6
Xena warns Paris to Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts but he just can't look a gift horse in the mouth and has her locked up instead. Gabrielle sees her ex-fiancé in a whole new light... that's usually what happens when a guy stops following a girl around like a love-struck puppy and wagging his tail to please her every barking order. Helen winds up on a trail to nowhere in particular, hoping her beauty won't get her special treatment or make her stick out of the crowd. Fat chance of that ever happening.
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 6, 2005 23:50:26 GMT -6
Gabrielle decides to sign up for classes at the Athens City Academy of the Performing Bards, where she meets up with the 'blind bard.' All her fellow classmates sit in awe of her stories, while the stage-father of one classmate does everything he can to keep her from pushing his son off the acceptance list. Too bad Gabrielle didn't have her sais with her at the time, she could have skewered daddy-dearest. Instead she manages one of her many happy endings... ...but then she hadn't lost hope at this stage in her life.
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 8, 2005 17:32:52 GMT -6
Xena is out to keep Ambrosia from thugs in A Fistful of Dinars, while at the same time trying to keep Gabrielle from falling for her ex-fiancé's seductive schemes. Gabrielle on the other hand finds herself with knife to throat... all because she can't keep her hands off of the Titan's key.
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 8, 2005 17:53:15 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 8, 2005 17:55:51 GMT -6
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